No-Rise Dough {Cinnamon & Orange Rolls}

Some of you may be wondering why there is an image of Michael Scott, branch manager of Dunder Mifflen Scranton, on the beginning of this post. Well let me start by saying that this isn’t actually Sara typing, it’s her husband Eric. If you’re an avid reader of this blog you may feel like you know Sara. You might know she’s obsessed with chocolate and limes. You might know she can’t swallow a plain cherry tomato even if her life depended on it. You might even know she cringes at the word “panties.” However, one thing you might not know is that she’s completely accident prone. Especially in the kitchen. Which is why it didn’t come as too much of a surprise this morning when my dear, sweet wife grabbed the handle of a skillet just moments after it came out of a 500-degree oven. Yeah, ouch. For those of you who are fans of The Office and have seen this famous episode, you know the rest of the story. One clean CT scan later…we’ve determined that Sara’s okay, too. Unfortunately, her hand now has frostbite from sitting in a bath of freezing cold ice all day, so she has asked me to type for her. I assure you that she will quickly recover and be back to writing witty commentary soon…thank goodness for bubble wrap.

The recipe today is awesome. I’m an average guy, so I think it’s awesome because it tastes amazing. But Sara tells me it’s awesome because there’s NO yeast in it. Just a bunch of other random stuff that somehow lets it fake being a real cinnamon roll. No yeast means no rising and no waiting and no nightmares for all of you yeast-o-phobes. You just mix it, roll it, bake it, and eat it. I think even a guy could do it. (And by guy, I’m not talking about the food-blogging guys who are actually reading this post, I’m talking about the average Joe who likes to eat, but probably doesn’t even know where things such as baking soda are even stored in their kitchen. Sara tells me I have to specify this or she’ll get hate mail from hoards of offended man-foodies. For the record, I totally hooked Sara on our first date when I impressed her with my mad cooking skills. Two words: Boboli Pizza.)


Alright, from this point on I’m turning it over to Sara and typing exactly what she says because this is taking way too long with her making me delete all of the inappropriate commentary. (But come on, she actually told me to write something about disliking soggy nuts. Really? You think I can let that one go?)

 

 

 

Eric here. One last thing. If you’ve ever wondered if Sara really is the young mother of two she claims to be and not some scary old man, some of you can finally know the answer. If you’re in Utah, tune into KSL’s Studio 5 this Thursday (Sept. 17th) to see Sara cooking up a storm. And let’s all pray her hand is functioning by then.

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Meet The Author

Sara Wells

Sara Wells co-founded Our Best Bites in 2008. She is the author of three Bestselling Cook Books, Best Bites: 150 Family Favorite RecipesSavoring the Seasons with Our Best Bites, and 400 Calories or Less from Our Best Bites. Sara’s work has been featured in many local and national news outlets and publications such as Parenting MagazineBetter Homes & GardensFine CookingThe Rachel Ray Show and the New York Times.

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Questions & Reviews

  1. Thanks for all of the well-wishes! My dumb hand is so much better today- at least I can type now! Hubby appreciates all of the nice comments too, I think I'll have him pinch-hit more often!

    Victoria- OUCH. Geez girl, that sounds way worse than mine. And I feel bad our caramel sauce took part in it!

    Jennifer- you've probably seen that blue dish a lot- it's my favorite! I use it a lot in my pics, lol. Ya know, I got it as a wedding gift years ago. I just searched the net to see if I could find the exact one and I don't see it. But it's made by Chantal and it's a 1 1/2 qt ceramic dish. It's like a pie plate (similar size) but the sides go straight up instead of flaring out. I looked for ceramic Chantal dishes on Amazon and found lots that look similar- I think it's one of their quiche pans. Love it!

  2. Interesting recipe. I'll have to give it a try. I'll also be watching for Sara on Studio 5!

  3. Oh man… Sara, sorry about the hand. I was making a stupid stupid (did I mention how stupid?) caramel sauce two weeks ago, and dropped butter into the mixture, so that 400-degree sugar splattered up onto my hands. I have been in bandages for two weeks. I am un-bandaging today, and maybe I'll post a pic of my witch hand on my blog. But seriously… kitchen burns are the WORST. Loved the guest post, however, and am very intrigued by the no-rise roll dough. Biscuit-like? I may have to try it… Thanks!

  4. Your husband is a popular guy judging from the comments he might be able to author his own "food my wife cooks" blog. It was good of him to chip in. Hope your doing better soon.

  5. what a sweet hubby you have!! he is so funny. He just might have to guest post more often. I wouldn't be able to turn away a "soggy nuts" joke either, sorry 🙂

    Those rolls look soooo yummy!

    So sorry to hear about your hand.. i hope it's better in time for the show! wish I lived nearby so I could watch!

  6. Hi-lar-i-ous. Seriously, your husband is a great guest typist. I hope you are feeling better soon!

  7. HAHAHAHA that totally made my day. you must train eric in the way of the jedi sarah…
    i would totally read his blogs.
    and LOL at the office reference!
    hope your hand de-cripples fast sarah!

  8. I came on here today craving orange rolls. No joke. Do you think there's a world where it's acceptable to feed my children orange rolls for lunch? Oh yeah, the world where I'm 8 months pregnant and sick, the world I'm living in. Mustering all my energy to make these instead of doing any housework. That's rational right?

  9. I'm a yeast-phobe, so I was really interested to see how these turned out – they look pretty good to me