No-Rise Dough {Cinnamon & Orange Rolls}

Some of you may be wondering why there is an image of Michael Scott, branch manager of Dunder Mifflen Scranton, on the beginning of this post. Well let me start by saying that this isn’t actually Sara typing, it’s her husband Eric. If you’re an avid reader of this blog you may feel like you know Sara. You might know she’s obsessed with chocolate and limes. You might know she can’t swallow a plain cherry tomato even if her life depended on it. You might even know she cringes at the word “panties.” However, one thing you might not know is that she’s completely accident prone. Especially in the kitchen. Which is why it didn’t come as too much of a surprise this morning when my dear, sweet wife grabbed the handle of a skillet just moments after it came out of a 500-degree oven. Yeah, ouch. For those of you who are fans of The Office and have seen this famous episode, you know the rest of the story. One clean CT scan later…we’ve determined that Sara’s okay, too. Unfortunately, her hand now has frostbite from sitting in a bath of freezing cold ice all day, so she has asked me to type for her. I assure you that she will quickly recover and be back to writing witty commentary soon…thank goodness for bubble wrap.

The recipe today is awesome. I’m an average guy, so I think it’s awesome because it tastes amazing. But Sara tells me it’s awesome because there’s NO yeast in it. Just a bunch of other random stuff that somehow lets it fake being a real cinnamon roll. No yeast means no rising and no waiting and no nightmares for all of you yeast-o-phobes. You just mix it, roll it, bake it, and eat it. I think even a guy could do it. (And by guy, I’m not talking about the food-blogging guys who are actually reading this post, I’m talking about the average Joe who likes to eat, but probably doesn’t even know where things such as baking soda are even stored in their kitchen. Sara tells me I have to specify this or she’ll get hate mail from hoards of offended man-foodies. For the record, I totally hooked Sara on our first date when I impressed her with my mad cooking skills. Two words: Boboli Pizza.)


Alright, from this point on I’m turning it over to Sara and typing exactly what she says because this is taking way too long with her making me delete all of the inappropriate commentary. (But come on, she actually told me to write something about disliking soggy nuts. Really? You think I can let that one go?)

 

 

 

Eric here. One last thing. If you’ve ever wondered if Sara really is the young mother of two she claims to be and not some scary old man, some of you can finally know the answer. If you’re in Utah, tune into KSL’s Studio 5 this Thursday (Sept. 17th) to see Sara cooking up a storm. And let’s all pray her hand is functioning by then.

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Sara Wells

Sara Wells co-founded Our Best Bites in 2008. She is the author of three Bestselling Cook Books, Best Bites: 150 Family Favorite RecipesSavoring the Seasons with Our Best Bites, and 400 Calories or Less from Our Best Bites. Sara’s work has been featured in many local and national news outlets and publications such as Parenting MagazineBetter Homes & GardensFine CookingThe Rachel Ray Show and the New York Times.

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Questions & Reviews

  1. Oops, I’ve done that too. Just one question: why would anyone be a yeast-o-phobe? Sounds so strange.

  2. Hey Guess what?
    I just made these and they actually looked just like yours. Who woulda thought?? I only had walnuts so used that. So good. Definately a keeper. Thak you!

  3. Funniest post ever! I'm still laughing. It looks like wit just runs in the blood of both of you.

    I can't wait to try these.

    Thanks for sharing.

  4. I just happened upon your blog yesterday, and spent all day reading entry after entry. I found this recipe, and decided it was time to get over my fear of baking!

    These were simply amazing! I'm so glad I decided to give these a try. I might have to graduate to yeast breads/rolls since these were so easy!

  5. I stumbled upon this blog just a few days ago, and love it sooo much! My teenage daughter and I read it and laugh and cook good stuff we see here. Thanks a million!

  6. I loved these! I took the super easy way out and patted half the dough into a pie plate then topped w/a mixture of brown sugar and cinnamon (dash of nutmeg and clove too) w/the butter then patted out the rest of the dough in my hand and topped it. 20 minutes in the toaster oven done. delish. Maybe not as pretty but lots easier than rolling!

  7. I made these this morning to take to a brunch for moms at church. They were a hit! I was so surprised at how easy the dough was to work with!
    I think next time I'll double the recipe (just pureeing the cottage cheese & liquids before handing mixing the dry in a bowl) and bake them in a 9×13. 12 rolls were just not enough! 🙂

  8. I finally tried these and they were yummy. perfect for the yeast-o-phobe that I am. I don't do breads but they are like my favorite thing to eat so I decided this would be a good place to start.

  9. Made the cinnamon rolls with the allspice and cloves. They taste so Christmas-y. LOVE them! Also, I don't have a food processor so I used a hand held blender for the cottage cheese part and then mixed the rest with a spoon and it turned out just fine. Just mentioning that so others don't think they can't make these without a food processor. Afterall, others need to join me in the quest to see how much weight we can gain from your recipes! 😉