No-Rise Dough {Cinnamon & Orange Rolls}

Some of you may be wondering why there is an image of Michael Scott, branch manager of Dunder Mifflen Scranton, on the beginning of this post. Well let me start by saying that this isn’t actually Sara typing, it’s her husband Eric. If you’re an avid reader of this blog you may feel like you know Sara. You might know she’s obsessed with chocolate and limes. You might know she can’t swallow a plain cherry tomato even if her life depended on it. You might even know she cringes at the word “panties.” However, one thing you might not know is that she’s completely accident prone. Especially in the kitchen. Which is why it didn’t come as too much of a surprise this morning when my dear, sweet wife grabbed the handle of a skillet just moments after it came out of a 500-degree oven. Yeah, ouch. For those of you who are fans of The Office and have seen this famous episode, you know the rest of the story. One clean CT scan later…we’ve determined that Sara’s okay, too. Unfortunately, her hand now has frostbite from sitting in a bath of freezing cold ice all day, so she has asked me to type for her. I assure you that she will quickly recover and be back to writing witty commentary soon…thank goodness for bubble wrap.

The recipe today is awesome. I’m an average guy, so I think it’s awesome because it tastes amazing. But Sara tells me it’s awesome because there’s NO yeast in it. Just a bunch of other random stuff that somehow lets it fake being a real cinnamon roll. No yeast means no rising and no waiting and no nightmares for all of you yeast-o-phobes. You just mix it, roll it, bake it, and eat it. I think even a guy could do it. (And by guy, I’m not talking about the food-blogging guys who are actually reading this post, I’m talking about the average Joe who likes to eat, but probably doesn’t even know where things such as baking soda are even stored in their kitchen. Sara tells me I have to specify this or she’ll get hate mail from hoards of offended man-foodies. For the record, I totally hooked Sara on our first date when I impressed her with my mad cooking skills. Two words: Boboli Pizza.)


Alright, from this point on I’m turning it over to Sara and typing exactly what she says because this is taking way too long with her making me delete all of the inappropriate commentary. (But come on, she actually told me to write something about disliking soggy nuts. Really? You think I can let that one go?)

 

 

 

Eric here. One last thing. If you’ve ever wondered if Sara really is the young mother of two she claims to be and not some scary old man, some of you can finally know the answer. If you’re in Utah, tune into KSL’s Studio 5 this Thursday (Sept. 17th) to see Sara cooking up a storm. And let’s all pray her hand is functioning by then.

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Sara Wells

Sara Wells co-founded Our Best Bites in 2008. She is the author of three Bestselling Cook Books, Best Bites: 150 Family Favorite RecipesSavoring the Seasons with Our Best Bites, and 400 Calories or Less from Our Best Bites. Sara’s work has been featured in many local and national news outlets and publications such as Parenting MagazineBetter Homes & GardensFine CookingThe Rachel Ray Show and the New York Times.

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Questions & Reviews

  1. I made the Orange Rolls last night and they were so good. Thanks for another yummy recipe!!!

  2. I remember seeing that segment on TV when you had just fried your hand. You pulled it off without a hitch. Mostly. Wasn’t it for your caramel corn?

  3. Can you do this without using a food processor? All I have is a mini 2 cup one and my blender is a piece of crap, so I can’t even use that instead! I might try pureeing the cottage cheese and buttermilk (just so the cottage cheese is smooth) and then stir everything else in. Guess what’s on my Mother’s Day list? Yep! A big food processor!

  4. Sara LOVED the post; my DH is an Eric too so I’m partial to Erics. Please RUN do not walk to you nearest CVS and buy some WaterJel BurnJelPlus. I promise you will not regret it. It is AMAZINNG stuff; my mom makes sure EVERY person in our family has some. I keep our bottle in our kitchen…. we are kinda accident prone her as well.

  5. Glad to know my husband isn’t the only one who thinks us bloggers might be creepy old men pretending to be domesticated women! Great post, can’t wait to try the rolls. Hope you feel better.

  6. Burn first-aid tip I just got on an email from from brother. This came from a medic working in the war. When you get a burn immediately immerse it in flour and let it stay there for 15 minutes (no water first or anything). One person they keep some flour in the refrigerator thinking the cold might be even better. They claim it immediately takes the hurt away and blisters do not come. Healing is quick. I’m sure going to try that next time I burn myself. Just found our blog, I’m surely enjoying it. Thanks

  7. I’ll be honest… there’s a tiny part of me that hopes your hand takes an extra day or two to get better so we can get another post out of Eric! 😛 That being said… feel free to FAKE your hand not being able to type and feel better right away! 🙂

  8. Can’t wait to try the cinnamon rolls. And Eric…well in three words Hil-ar-ious. You should let him sit in more often!!